Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How could you make her fall? A: You wave at her!
Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in keeping? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture has been taken.
Q: How could you tell if a blonde is a great cook? A: Manages to find the Pop Tarts out the toaster successfully.
Q: What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? A: She goes home!
Q: Did you learn about the dumb blonde couple which were found frozen to death within their car at a drive-in cinema? A: They went to determine "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign while watching YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Attempting to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To determine that which was on the other hand.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Simply because they can't fit 8 glasses of water within the little packet.
Q: Why does it take more time to construct a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow the head.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse have a red magic marker to operate? A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck inside a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What can you see when you look straight into a blonde's eyes? A: The rear of her head.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in keeping? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture has been taken.
Q: How could you tell if a blonde is a great cook? A: Manages to find the Pop Tarts out the toaster successfully.
Q: What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? A: She goes home!
Q: Did you learn about the dumb blonde couple which were found frozen to death within their car at a drive-in cinema? A: They went to determine "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign while watching YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Attempting to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To determine that which was on the other hand.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Simply because they can't fit 8 glasses of water within the little packet.
Q: Why does it take more time to construct a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow the head.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse have a red magic marker to operate? A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck inside a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What can you see when you look straight into a blonde's eyes? A: The rear of her head.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
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